Pho bulous.

So, once upon a nasty day in North Hollywood,  a Chang and I ventured off to Pho 99999 on Sherman Way to get our asian on.  It’d been a muggy, rainy ass day and we had been dealing with satan’s whorebag all morning… (Satan’s Whorebag will be a separate blog discussion)…we were hungry and beat.  We sat, ordered, waited… and in from the muggy ass rain, came in these two young gentleman.

They sat behind Cobey, one was short and looked like Gimli’s little brother, and the other was a taller, some kind of mixed dude…you know, the good kinda mixed… at first glance, at least.  Anyway.

Him.

So yea.  At first, we were both like, “tee hee…” but after about 12 seconds of watching this fool, we noticed that he was kinda “tee hee” about himself too… I mean, I’ve met some cocky muthas…but this one.  Like, he could not keep his eyes off of himself!  Why!?  I mean, I’m sure it didn’t help that one whole wall is lined with a mirror, but dang. gang. bang. you ain’t THAT cute.  Shoot.

Naturally, we eavesdropped. And lo and behold, douchelord up in the Pho Heezy.  Seriously, these characters exist in real life?!? Yikes.

I absolutely HAD to capture this idiot in action so I kept my iphone in hand as I indulged in my Pho.  Cobey, on the other hand, lost interest in the douche and started talking about horses, I think…

Time passed.

Cobey got her to-go fried rice, and we got our check…

I still hadn’t captured his beauty.

But just when you think, dang…

Gotcha.